Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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