i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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