i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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