They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Can I color on your dick again?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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