She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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