She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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