check it out our google latitudes are spooning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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