At least make sure they are 18
Why
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
