Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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