So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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