it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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