Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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