Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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