Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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