She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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