It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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