That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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