My boss' voice literally gives me gas
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Houston, we have a blender
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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