Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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