I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
vagina is talking i cant
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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