I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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