Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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