Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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