id be glad to
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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