hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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