I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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