just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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