My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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