My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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