The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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