she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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