i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
