she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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