We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
