I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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