i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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