I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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