you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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