What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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