We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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