so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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