finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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