I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Randomize
