at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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