i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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