It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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