What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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