Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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