apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
