Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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