we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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